September 2011
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GODRIC GRYFFINDOR: We will create a school to teach all the brave young wizards and witches.
SALAZAR SLYTHERIN: And we must also teach those students who are cunning and sly.
ROWENA RAVENCLAW: And we shall open our doors to those with a curious mind and appetite for creativity.
HELGA HUFFLEPUFF: My tongue is blue because I was eating lollipops for dinner! Wanna see? I can almost do a cartwheel! Are you watching?!
GODRIC: That's great, Helga. You don't need to shout. But would you like to help us form a wizarding school?
HELGA: I like to hug. I'm really good at it. Hugs are like presents that always fit. Can I be the school's hug captain? I can teach hugging! I can also teach Laundry and How To Draw Bubble Letters.
GODRIC: No. Hugging is not something we are concerned with.
HELGA: Oh really? How long should a typical hug last, Mr. Know-It-All?
GODRIC: Um…ten sec—
HELGA: Wrong! A good hug lasts a lifetime because it lives in your heart for infinity years!!!
SALAZAR: Maybe we only need three people to start a school.
HELGA: Badgers are my favorite! I'm going to make lemon squares! Can we call the school Smile Town? If I close my eyes, am I invisible? Can I have turtle? I'm good at making bubble letters. Really good. The trick is to pretend the letters are clouds and to use purple.
SALAZAR: By the way, if 68% of the students in my house turn out evil, it's totally not my fault. Cool? Cool.
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“The really frustrating thing about the “Save the boobies” campaign and similar...
– Liz Fong - Google - Share if you oppose “Booberday,” the G meme of sharing… (via craftastrophies)
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I don’t know where people got the idea that characters in books are supposed to...
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Dresden. It’s nice to see you alive. Your sense of humor, of course, remains...
– Gentleman Johnny Marcone - The Dresden Files. (via the-soir-templar)